Oh My English iii - Surat Putus Cinta

Timah ingin putuskan hubungan dgn boyfriend omputihnya melelui surat. Suratnya berbunyi begini:

Hi, My motive write this letter to give know u something. I want to cut connection us. I saw u play wood three in front my eyes. So, i break connection to pull my body from dis love. I have think about dis very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only. I don want u to play-play with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye water. I don want banana to fruit 2 times. I don trust u again! U are really crocdile land! . Safe walk!... The true, Timah...

p/s : harap maklum aku copy dari whatapps., errrr tgh bz nih., nnti free aku singgah blog korang deh., sekian.,

Oh My English ii

Beginilah akibatnya bila istilah² Komputer di melayukan. 

Istilah 

Hardware: barang keras / Software: barang lembut / Joystick: batang bahagia / Plug and Play: cucuk dan main / Port: lubang / Server: pelayan / Client: pelanggan 

Contoh ayat : "That server gives a plug & play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client." 

Oh my English

Today i need to damage the language of english. hahaha.,
Hari ni aku nk merosakkan bahasa english. hahaha.,

Almost one week im fever, until now im still filling my body not so dilicious yet.,
Dekat seminggu aku demam, sampai sekarang pun aku masih rasa tak berapa nak sedap badan lagi.
Im already swallow so many type of medicine, still cannot go.
dah macam² ubat aku telan, semuanya tak jalan jugak.
Also panado do not story, so many board im swallow.
panadol plak tak payah cerita la, dah banyak papan aku telan.
But never mind all of it just the test from the god...
Tapi takper semuanya hanya ujian dari tuhan...

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